When the Kernal discovers his Daughter getting banged he says the family honor must be retained, and they have to marry, but they love each other and it's a happy ending.  

Unfortunately, it's easy to understand why this Tijuana Bible doesn't show up reprinted like many others. The unfunny story ends a few pages short, the rest is filler material including a "self portrait" of the editor and a page for Eclipse and Mamie, the racist black sterotype comic relief.